he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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