Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm having to shit out rocks
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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