i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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