All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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