Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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