you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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