he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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