he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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