whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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