the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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