We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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