Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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