The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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