Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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