if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Randomize
