Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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