I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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