We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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