yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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