So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Actions speak louder than pants.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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