The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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