yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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