Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just had sex on a roof
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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