Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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