So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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