we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
either way he was missing a nipple.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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