PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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