Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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