You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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