just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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