how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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