I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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