apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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