Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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