Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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