office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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