nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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