Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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