why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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