She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
