you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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