you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
