i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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