Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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