i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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