ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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