i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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