her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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