I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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