garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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