im so drunk with asians
where?
always
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
How's work?
Spinning.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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