i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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