I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I bet he comes in French.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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